Wednesday, September 16, 2009

vanity plates

So, I've been thinking about vanity license plates lately. Generally, my consensus boils down to a simple equation:

vanity plate = douche bag

However, I like to parody the things other people enjoy (NJOY?)... so, naturally I must also ponder what kind of vanity plate I'd get if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Here are some contenders:

ME N CAR (gotta love the obvious)

MCMXCVI (1996 in roman numerals. Funny? No. But imagine the confusion and car accidents I could cause)

BADRVR

STOLEN

DUH (eloquent!!)

HONK