foreclosure

If you are in danger of foreclosure on your home, and you really want to "stick it to the man" but with some class (i.e., not involving bowel movements), I suggest bringing over a toddler and have him/her walk around with saltine crackers.

marshmallows

I'm never more tempted to buy those mini colored marshmallows than at Easter time. But I don't know what to do with them. I don't really eat marshmallows as-is - I have a fear of trying to take a breath and a marshmallow gets lodged in my throat and I die - and if I melted them down into rice krispies, I'd ruin their aesthetic. It's like Weird Science - where the nerds really want a gorgeous woman but don't know what to do with her when she arrives.