execs

Confucius may or may not agree, but *I* say - senior business leaders shouldn't talk about the "low-hanging fruit" while wearing tight pants.

elevator dreams

My new job is inside an office tower with 24 floors. My cubicle is on the 22nd, so I have to take the elevator up. I'm not really used to elevator culture although I see elevator rides on TV all the time. So I know that, you know, if there's a hot neurosurgeon in the elevator, I should make sloppy mouth love with him but not accept his proposal of marriage.

Umm... but yeah, other than that, it's all new to me.

seeds

If you think about it, seeds are kind of gross. They are meant to be digested by animals and pooped out in farther-reaching areas as a way to propagate that plant's species. I guess humans messed things up by creating order around their excrement habits.