parked car

I always feel so self-conscious when I'm sitting in a parked car in a parking lot, especially when the car's not running. People stare. They worry. All of a sudden I'm a suspect and they are trying to get a better look at my face in case I'm on reruns of "America's Most Wanted" (o.m.g. wait, is that still on!?! It is!!) I start racking my brain myself, to figure out what I probably did.

I did see a master the other day. I was the one walking into the building and he was sitting in his parked car. Staring suspiciously at me. Genius!