Some of my friends have told me after their long-term break-up, "Well, I for one will be so glad to have my whole bed back so I can stretch out. I never really liked sharing a bed anyway. And I won't have to listen to all that snoring anymore." (These would be women friends, obviously - you can tell by the italics. Do dudes say these things? Probably not - at least not the snoring part. But you never know.)
Guess what? I don't believe you. Having another warm body in bed is just plain nice. Know what I would believe? If you were excited about the extra garage space. "Now I don't have to park so close to the dang wall and bump into my garbage bins. I can park in the middle - or crooked!" Now that's the high life.
Can't contain the randomness that floats through my brain... finally suckered in and am blogging it.
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