choppers

I witnessed my grandmother eating an apple and chowing down on some peanuts this Christmas. (The peanuts for sure, anyway, I may have dreamed the apple.) And I winced when watching. Why? It's not like I was standing close enough to get apple spittle in the eye or anything. I guess I just expected her teeth to come flying out, or slide out as a whole group. Nope. She's got some serious choppers, that one. Crunch crunch crunch. I wanted to ask her who did her bridge (great work!!), but I'm sure the dentist probably retired before '89.