My cat is almost 6 years old, meaning that she's in about the same position in her life cycle as I am. One day I brought up a discussion about traditional IRA's versus Roth IRA's. No response. So I dumbed it down in case I did my math wrong and asked her if my Mii resembled me at all. No real interest. I could try colonoscopies next.
... or I could join a social organization of some kind.